Picture it – a kitchen on New Year’s Eve.
Me: We’re eligible for a phone upgrade tomorrow – we can get our iPhones!
Zoo: I don’t think I am.
Me: We got our phones the same day. Same account.
Zoo: Oh. Okay.
Me: So I can either order them from Sprint and they’ll take a few days to come or you can stop in a Sprint store in the city and grab them.
Zoo: Okay. Why don’t you have them sent.
Me: Sure. You’re not near any Sprint stores?
Zoo: (without a hint of irony and / or recognition) Well, there’s a Sprint store in my building.
Zoo: You want me to get them?
Zoo: So I’ll get them.