Yesterday’s conversation with Zoo:

Zoo: By the way, I think Gus ate a bumblebee today.

Me: *completely horrified* You think?

Zoo: It was pollenating on one of the bushes and Gus just went over and attacked it. And then it was gone, so yeah, he ate it. It was good to see his hunting instincts kick in.

Me: 😮

I guess this must be what it’s like to have a son. The other day, Gus brought me in a worm for a present and proceeded to decapitate it at my feet. So yes, good times ahead…

Steph T.