Mom: I got an email from you the other day.
Me: I don’t think I emailed you…*thinks* Oh, you must’ve gotten my newsletter.
Mom: Yes, that’s what it was – the newsletter. Why did I get it?
Me: You must’ve signed up for it.
Mom: *in a voice tinged with slight panic and horror* Oh. So it’s just going to automatically come then? All the time?
Remind me to tell you about what she did when she called my local Borders to see if they had Coming Undone in yet…