I don’t even get Mother’s Day off from writing, because of Larissaslavedriver. But hey, an entire day free to just write and then dinner with the husband and the four year old? I can’t really think of anything better. Except cake.
This is just so wrong, btw:
Your Mommy Is Martha Stewart
What You Call Her: Old Lady
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.