“Ducks are crazy serial rapists. Homicidal sometimes too.” – Larissa Ione.
Steph T.
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New York Times Bestselling author Stephanie Tyler writes what she loves to read — romantic suspense novels starring military heroes and paranormal romance novels novels starring warrior heroes, all complete with happy endings. Her alter-ego is SE Jakes and she also co-writes as Sydney Croft. She lives in New York with her husband, her kids and her crazy Weimaraner, Gus. Now Available
I think a crazy, homicidal rapist duck might make a good Christmas present for you next year…
DUCKS??? Well, heckfire. Thank goodness I don’t live near a pond. I’d have to fear for my virtue. 😛
That’s it. I’m not going to encourage you anymore (Don’t. Stop. Don’t….stop. Don’t stop.)
See, more public threats from crazylarissa…
Lynn – stay away from ponds. And people named Larissa…
Jean – you’re very subtle. I might have to send Jake your way again. He’s starting riots over here.