I’d never make it in this company:

The time-honored office tradition of whining at the water cooler just might get you fired, according to a newly compiled list of workplace horrors around the world. Two workers who exceeded the official limit of two moans per employee at one unnamed German firm were fired this year. Several colleagues quit before their moans could be counted

Luckily, the only ones who hear me whine on a consistant basis are the husband and the four year old, and both of them know that if they got rid of me, there’d be no one to do the laundry.

And now, since it’s almost Christmas, here’s a little holiday quiz. I’m not sure I’ll ever look at Santa’s sled the same way again.


You Are Blitzen


Always in good spirits, you’re the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.

Why You’re Naughty: You’re always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!

Why You’re Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini.

Steph T.