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The conversation that takes place at least once a day between me and my mother:
Mother: Do you want a smoothie?
Steph: No thanks.
M: Iâ€™m making them. You donâ€™t want one?
M: Blueberry smoothie?
M: Banana smoothie?
M: Blueberry banana smoothie.
M: But itâ€™s a smoothie.
S: Donâ€™t want one.
M: So you donâ€™t want a smoothie?
M: Do you even know what a smoothie is?
S: Yes, donâ€™t want one.
M: That’s just stupid. Everyone wants a smoothie.
FWIW, if you insert the word scrapbook for smoothie, youâ€™ll have a transcript of the last time it was craft day on QVC. I finally broke down and agreed to the scrapbook, which I gave away as a gift. So far, I havenâ€™t caved into the smoothie. Dear Lord, is it November yet?