First, I’d like to thank the various writers who helped egg on my delusions of alpha male character invasion this weekend. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only demented one around here.
Now, since I was busy with the alpha party, I forgot about this:
Horoscope for Aries:
You’ve been as patient as a saint — and not seeing a lot of spectacular results. Watch for that to change now; things are picking up dramatically, and your virtue is (at last) being rewarded in tangible ways.
Yes, that’s me – patient AND viruous. Sounds so romance heroine-ish, doesn’t it? Oh – and don’t forget, a saint. I’m. A. Saint. (I know that’s not exactly what it says, but it’s all in the interpretation. You have to read between the lines to get to the subtext, right?)
*waits patiently for tangible reward*
Hey, it’s better than the one I got last week:
Evaluate what you’re doing for a living. Should you be doing something else?
Steph T. (the Saint)