I’ve been tagged by Lynn. Must pick five…

If I could be a scientist…
If I could be a farmer…
If I could be a musician…
If I could be a doctor…
If I could be a painter…
If I could be a gardener…
If I could be a missionary…
If I could be a chef…
If I could be an architect…
If I could be a linguist…
If I could be a psychologist…
If I could be a librarian…
If I could be an athlete…
If I could be a lawyer…
If I could be an innkeeper…
If I could be a professor…
If I could be a writer…
If I could be a backup dancer…
If I could be a llama-rider…
If I could be a bonnie pirate…
If I could be a midget stripper…
If I could be a proctologist…
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host…
If I could be an actor…
If I could be a judge…
If I could be a Jedi…
If I could be a mob boss…
If I could be a backup singer…
If I could be a CEO…
If I could be a movie reviewer….

Here goes…

If I could be a chef….okay, yeah, can’t even go there. It would have to read, if I could hire a chef, but really, the husband’s already kind of filling that role, so I’ll move on.

If I could be a writer…(OMG – ROFLMAO) – just kidding…

Okay – really…

If I could be a musician – I’d totally be a rock star diva-type and have assistants wait on me hand and foot (like Kikki did for Catherine Zeta Jones’ character in American Beauty, remember: Kikki, is someone smoking in here?!”) But I’d have an awesome voice and I’d play the guitar and tour around the world and STAR magazine could say things like, well, she’s a total bitch BUT she can rock.

You’re sorry you tagged me now, aren’t you, Lynn?

If I could be an athlete, I’d want to be a female surfer. Except I’d still be a little scared of the sharks, so I’m not sure how well that would work – oh, wait – this is my meme, so I can be a female professional surfer who LAUGHS in the face of dangerous sharks. (and maybe invents some kind of shark repellent spray…)

If I could be a doctor, I’d be the kind who actually listens to patients and their families. Mostly likely a pediatric specialist of some kind, since I’ve been lucky to have lots of great models who take care of the three year old.

If I could be a Jedi – I’d rule the world. And, since that’s my ultimate goal, I’d be all set.

If I could be an editor, I’d carefully take into consideration all Stephanie Tyler’s letters to me and I’d make the ultimate decision, based on her unfailing talent….what? Oh, that one’s not on the list?

Dear Editor, You want to buy all my books (and those of all my writer friends too.)
P.S. I am Jedi. You will not resist.

Steph T.