I was going to write my own letter to Santa, but Jay Allen said it all for me. Go read his Letter to Book Biz Santa. You will ROFL. Here’s a preview:

Claus –

By now you’ve noticed your reindeer stables are a little less, how shall we say…glowy. Go on, take a peek. It should only take an instant to realize which one of your precious darlings is missing.

Steph T.